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| Subject: | Re: groan 2 |
| From: | Froggie the Gremlin |
| Posting date: | 02-05-2008 |
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On Thu, 01 May 2008 22:15:40 GMT, ROY! wrotd:
>On Thu, 01 May 2008 21:51:38 GMT, Froggie the Gremlin
> wrote:
>
>>A man sits silently, waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor
>> "Ya know... he should've quit while he was a head!.."
>
>I don't think that qualified as a groan. For lack of a better
>descriptive I want to call it a clank. Anyhow, please try again.
Clank 2
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A redneck walks down to his favorite bar, ties his dog to a tree outside
and goes in to have a beer.
Twenty minutes later, a policeman enters the bar and asks...
"Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?"
The redneck said it was his.
"Your dog seems to be in heat!" the officer said.
The redneck replied...
"No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade
tree."
The policeman said...
"No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred."
"No way," said the redneck. "That dog don't need no bread. She
ain't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin'."
The exasperated policeman says...
"NO! You don't understand... your dog wants to have sex!'
The redneck looks at the cop and says...
"Well... go ahead if ya like. I always wanted a police dog."
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