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| Subject: | Re: Right, I'm off... |
| From: | "Joe Horowitz" |
| Posting date: | 11-07-2008 |
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"Osbourne Ruddock" wrote in message
news:Xns9AD7E28F6F12Cstrikeboyhotmailcom@130.133.1.4...
> 6. A decent cup for Joe doesn't appear to exist in South Western Europe.
> And Mrs Ruddock has tried every shop.
Thank-you so much, and thanks to Mrs Ruddock for trying. Not just because
you attempted to help, but because you have confirmed what I had been
suspecting for a long time. There is a serious anti-Joe mugspiracy in
operation across the whole of the Northern hemisphere, and I should wonder
if it hasn't spread to downunderland by the time you get back.
This is my longest mug-drought ever, by a ridiculous distance. It's been
years now, and up until 2005 it was only ever a matter of a couple of weeks,
every time. And I been through a fair few mugs, maybe one every two years
on average.
My criteria are not that fucking strict, ffs. Particular, maybe, but never
so much as to be a problem before, before the great mug-drought of 2005,
which is still going on. Everywhere you go, beautifully decorated mugs in
rubbishcunt small sizes and piss-poor shapes, and horrifically ugly mugs in
shite colours but which are the perfect shape and size. Coincidence? I
very much doubt it. Not in every shop, everywhere, for three cuntingly
painful, drinking-teh-pain years. It's just unfathomable.
I am seriously pissed off with the whole mug scene these days. It's
completely monged.
> 7. Everyone in UKSF is a cunt.
AWTWP, although I do give some dispensation to anyone who had a go at the
prestigious 'Find Joe A Mug' competition. All the rest are unbelievable
cunts though. Probably the same cunts, I shouldn't wonder, who never
introduced Ben to any single girls.
Cunts.
--
Joe
"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan
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