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| Subject: | Re: Right, I'm off... |
| From: | Mister M |
| Posting date: | 11-07-2008 |
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Osbourne Ruddock wrote:
> Thanks for the loan of a proper hemisphere for a couple of months. I'm
> off back to my wild, uncultured and uninhabited one tomorrow. I just hope
> Martin kept the porch tidy.
>
Too right I did. I sluiced it down with a few million hectolitres of
rainwater every few days. And by days I mean hours, obviously. As long
as you installed the flood defences before you left you should be fine.
It's as cold as Ben's heart down here at the minute tho, so you might
want to delay your arrival for a month or two.
> Things I learned....
>
> 1. French people are good drivers shock.
FFS, this is in the "GreedyG is a proper poster" type shock category
i.e. plainly bollocks
> 2. French people are polite and helpful shock.
How much absinthe had you consumed at this point?
> 3. Italian drivers are fucking mental, especially those in charge of
> trucks.
AWTWP
> 4. Young women in the Mediterranean countries are fucking hot in
> disproportionate numbers.
I hope you stuffed a couple into your suitcase. There's good lad.
> 5. Driving 9000 km's in 7 weeks is fucking tiring.
As is putting apostrophes where they don't be'long.
> 6. A decent cup for Joe doesn't appear to exist in South Western Europe.
> And Mrs Ruddock has tried every shop.
Each of us has to have one thing we can never have. A decent cup, a
loving relationship, the ability to drink more than half a pint of
shandy.....
> 7. Everyone in UKSF is a cunt.
Like you needed to go all the way to the upside-down hemisphere to
discover that.
> Right, off to see Sid in Sinapore next.
Oh, didn't you get the message - he's just left to go to the UK.
Get back down here you daft cunt, we've missed ya.
M
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